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"On a More Tragic Note" is book number 1 in the Cartoons for Goons series. It contains 80 pages of nonsense and mental mischeif that may arouse the funny-boner in you!

 

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"Frozen Fart Bubbles On Dead Animals" is book number 5 in the Cartoons for Goons series. Contains 80 valiant attempts at humor, by a soon-to-be obscure cartoonist.

 

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"Goon Love" is book number 10 in the Cartoons for Goons series. It contains 80 cartoons featuring such pillars of comedy as romance, zombies and farts! Perfect for regifting!

 

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"Body Cheese" is book number 4 in the Cartoons for Goons series. It contains 80 pages of pimple-poppin' fun! *Do not purchase this book if you are allergic to warped humor.

 

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"People Who Resemble Famous Turds" is book number 9 in the Cartoons for Goons series. It contains 80 all different cartoons. *Not to be shown to domestick livestock!

 

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"Go Nice Yourself!" is book number 11 in the Cartoons for Goons series. It contains 80 pages of tasty* nonsense for the masses. *Do not consume this book.

 

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"Are We Having Fun Yet?" is book number 3 in the Cartoons for Goons series. It contains 80 cartoons that beg the question, Are We Having Fun Yet?

 

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"On Tap" is book number 6 in the Cartoons for Goons series. Musk or Menace? A menace. Definitely a menace. The answers to this and many other perplexing questions will never be found among 65 NEW CARTOONS. But read 'em anyway. Simon says

 

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"Self-Hypnosis Made Easy" is book number 8 in the Cartoons for Goons Series. A bowl of toast, a glass of cereal, and 65 NEW CARTOONS provides a typical adult 100% of their daily requirements of NONSENSE.

 

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"How to Confuse a Dead Person" is book number 20 in the Cartoons for Goons series. LET'S PARTY LIKE ITS 1994!! 40 Fresh, moldy NEW CARTOONS from the BOWELS of HISTORY. Laugh as your pimples pop in delight! And no, that pus is NOT edible.

 

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"Do Not Smile At Me" is book number 21 in the Cartoons for Goons series. EARTH INVADED BY 40 NEW CARTOONS! According to the Pentagon these "new" cartoons are harmless yet annoying and contain no calories. The Hexagon and The Rhombus were unavailable for comment.

 

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"Perpetual Motion Machine" is book number 22 in the Cartoons for Goons Series. SUCKLE ON THE TEATS OF COMEDY! The BROWN COW OF HUMOR has some lactic laughs in store for you when you NIBBLE on her NIPPLES and receive 40 NEW CARTOONS NOWWWWW

 

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"Shall We Dance?" is book number 23 in the Cartoons for Goons series. A MAN AMONG SHOES Or a FOOT among TOES? While you contemplate this dilemma, why not chew on 40 NEW CARTOONS? Brought to you by the same people who brought you NEW CARTOONS

 

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"How to Re-Upholster Your Dad" is book number 25 in the Cartoons for Goons series. A MAN AMONG SHOES Or a FOOT among TOES? While you contemplate this dilemma, why not chew on 40 NEW CARTOONS? Brought to you by the same people who brought you NEW CARTOONS

 

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"The Man with 2 and a Half Legs" is book number 24 in the Cartoons for Goons series. Ignore this Bulletin! Well, if you're reading this you're obviously NOT very good at following instructions. So your punishment is: Read my 40 NEW CARTOONS!

 

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"Clown Mesa" is book number 26 in the Cartoons for Goons series. Ignore this Bulletin! Well, if you're reading this you're obviously NOT very good at following instructions. So your punishment is: Read my 40 NEW CARTOONS!

 

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"Tragedy Doo Dah" is book number 7 in a long series of highly entertaining cartoons by Tom Hontos. This volume contains 40 outrageously funny cartoons, and original works by Tom Hontos!

 

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"Humor with Dignity" is book number 25 in a long series of highly entertaining cartoons by Tom Hontos. This volume contains 40 outrageously funny cartoons, and original works by Tom Hontos!

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"How Butter is Made" is book number 30 in a long series of highly entertaining cartoons by Tom Hontos. This volume contains 40 outrageously funny ADULT cartoons, and original works by Tom Hontos!

 

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